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Men evolved, fucked some Mer up, a occasional total war, some politicking, but other than that I would really love to live in Tamriel. Now if you excuse me, I will continue crying in that corner over there, without cannibal spiders'. We cannot kill ourselves because our gods forbid to. Then the entire world was utterly fucked because we didn't know shit' or 'This world was cursed and was shitty from the beginning.

No shit like: 'We ate chocolate and drank mead till the giants arrived. There weren't any colossal daemons having a picnic outside the starting towns (which in every other fantasy rpg would be the safest place in the game), nor any rush (but in first two games, timing is important, never miss a date), and the lore was super-friendly and interesting. Only exception is The Elder Scroll series, because of the story and the atmosphere. I mean how fucking HARD it can be to make a musket machine gun ffs dwarves had figured that shit out long ago. One of them being Witcher (I could never get into that stuff even when I like Slavic mythology and general fantasy games) and similar slow paced third person rpgs set in some supeer high fantasy where apparently god(s) had forbbiden humans from making some fucking cannons and eliminating all those fucking ogres or lizard men or super elves or super dark elves or whatever bumps into the night.

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In regards to PC gaming itself, I also get a hate-boner just thinking about several titles. Well to be honest, I hated every fucking console game ever (besides Kirby ooooh boyyyy) before Wolfenstein 3D (and afterwards, fuck, I only liked Famicon Wars, Battletoads, and almost every Kirby game). Some can argue it was Atari's business management that had them sign a no win contract or three bugs made the game unbeatable, but its still tagged with killing more than the company. Destroying an entire industry in the US has to make it 'the worst' even if its not. is probably not the worst in my opinion, but hey it and the Atari port of Pac Man destroyed Atari. What's that you want games people have heard of?Į.T. Having one achievement establishes why the game is on Steam. Its one of those first time platformers that should never ask for money. Your elbow gets hung up on edges of platforms. You get stuck in the floor, jumping is sluggish, there are plenty of blind jumps, you don't actually have to touch spikes to die.

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Enemies can spawn directly on top of you where you're inside them.Ĭatacomb Explorers takes free art assets and makes a game, but that's not the bad part. Its dull, enemies rise out of the ground like they're on lifts rather than crawling out. For every flaw or bug found with the game, the dev didn't fix them he just remade the entire game over and over again. It runs slow especially for how terrible it looks. The game took 5 years to release, had a bit of drama about 'I paid for the assets and the dev never paid me back' drama.

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Its a terrible game full of pitch black spots, terrible HUDs, control settings that do nothing, models stuck in default T poses, everything is a store bought asset.

In fact its become a Panzer Games hallmark. Its the only game to make the Unreal 4 engine to look terrible.

Time Ramesside is the first person shooter that would literally be an entirely new game with each update. Never in my life have I ever felt so embarrassed to play a video game. I am flabbergasted as to how anyone over the age of 14 could find this game funny.Ĭonker himself was an opportunistic, dishonest, two-faced, manipulative, smug, self-serving jerk. The only characters I found remotely likeable were the catfishes, and even then they weren't supposed to be likeable. Not that I have anything against low brow humour (big fan of South Park and The Trailer Park Boys), but low brow humour requires creativity and intelligence in order to work properly. Everything was just so appallingly tasteless, lazy, crass and mean spirited. Never have I ever wanted to get so far away from a game world and its characters than I did while playing Conker's Bad Fur Day. Granted, the gameplay, challenge, controls, variety, and system defining graphics were all handled superbly by Rare, but I couldn't wait for the experience to be over. I can't remember the last time I ever felt so depressed and insulted while playing a video game in my entire life. Case in point Conker's Bad Fur Day. A game that I played through for the first time roughly two weeks ago. Mind you, there's a big difference between games with objectively bad gameplay, and games that I personally find unappealing. Pit Fighter for the SNES, X-Men for the NES, and Street Fighter 1 for DOS all immediately spring to mind.